Unlike my other employees, “Cashier girl” sometimes asks me about my life – what I like to do, where I live, etc…

Cashier girl: “Hey Gavin, what do you do besides work and shop (for the restaurants)?”

Me: “I used to do other stuff like MMA and rock climb, but now I just get to read the newspaper and..”

Cashier girl: (interrupting) “That sounds boring. Aren’t you bored? Aren’t you lonely?”

Me: “Oh noO!! Not this again!! The last time you you made me think about my life, I was depressed for (3) days and didn’t get better until I drank a whole bunch coffee.”

I’m glad I bought a whole bunch of coffee filters. This girl is going to end up killing me…