When I was in line at the DWP office, there was this little girl with her mom.
Little Girl: Mommy! Mommy! Mommy! Mommy!
Me: (looking around seeing where the voice was coming from)
Mom: (looking relieved when she saw someone to distract the girl.) Say “hi” to the nice man.
Little Girl: Hi.
Mom: Say “hola”.
Little Girl: (looking shy…) hola…
Little Girl: (smiling) Why is your eyes… (then she squints). Are you’s tired?
Me: It’s because I’m Korean and our eyes are naturally small most tim…
Little Girl: LIAR!!!

Hahaha~ Little kids are funny~ =P